Slash Quotes

Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

modem, adj.: Up-to-date, new-fangled, as in "Thoroughly Modem Millie." An unfortunate byproduct of kerning. [That's sic!]

Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked. -- Robert D. Sprecht, Rand Corp.

"The number of Unix installations has grown to 10, with more expected." -- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June, 1972

Simon's Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.

"Buy land. They've stopped making it." -- Mark Twain

No one so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as the one who's giving it. -- Hal Chadwick

Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.

Forms follow function, and often obliterate it.

The course of true anything never does run smooth. -- Samuel Butler

Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to fish and I will eat forever.

A shy teenage boy finally worked up the nerve to give a gift to Madonna, a young puppy. It hitched its waggin' to a star.

A tautology is a thing which is tautological.

In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.

Mobius strippers never show you their back side.

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. -- Groucho Marx

It is indeed desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. -- Plutarch

Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none.

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eZ debug

Clear cache:

Quick settings:

Timing: Jun 23 2026 18:54:34
Script start
Timing: Jun 23 2026 18:54:34
Module start 'content'
Timing: Jun 23 2026 18:54:34
Module end 'content'
Notice: Jun 23 2026 18:54:34
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
Timing: Jun 23 2026 18:54:37
Script end
Notice: Jun 23 2026 18:54:37
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime2.7239 sec
Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries121

Timing points:

CheckpointStart (sec)Duration (sec)Memory at start (KB)Memory used (KB)
Script start 0.00000.0254 4,231.92971,183.6406
Module start 'content' 0.02550.1860 5,415.57031,788.3203
Module end 'content' 0.21152.5123 7,203.89063,165.5781
Script end 2.7238  10,369.4688 

Time accumulators:

 Accumulator Duration (sec) Duration (%) Count Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache0.23008.4446330.0070
Check MTime0.13374.9101330.0041
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00030.012710.0003
Mysqli_queries1.681861.74221210.0139
Looping result0.02090.76581200.0002
Template Total2.530292.921.2651
Template load0.06512.389820.0325
Template processing2.465190.499921.2326
Override
Cache load0.03411.252420.0171
General
dbfile0.13594.9875190.0072
String conversion0.00000.000620.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

CacheTypePacklevelSourceFiles
CSS0extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
JS0extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js
extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
1pagelayout.tpl<No override>extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tplEdit templateOverride template
1setup/debug_toolbar.tpl<No override>design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tplEdit templateOverride template
 Number of times templates used: 2
 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0004 secs