Slash Quotes

There is no security on this earth. There is only opportunity. -- General Douglas MacArthur

People who make no mistakes do not usually make anything.

I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV ...

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. -- Oscar Wilde

"Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin." -- Michael O'Donohugh

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde, "A Woman of No Importance"

Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard -- I'm living for today!

QOTD: "A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5."

"What did you do when the ship sank?" "I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore."

To make tax forms true they should read "Income Owed Us" and "Incommode You".

Someone is speaking well of you.

A is for Apple. -- Hester Pryne

I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home. -- Groucho Marx

Here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!

Ben, why didn't you tell me? -- Luke Skywalker

No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large. -- Mark Twain

The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.

I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes. -- Dennie van Tassel

Taxes, n.: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.

Aliquid melius quam pessimum optimum non est.

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eZ debug

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Quick settings:

Timing: Jun 23 2026 05:31:53
Script start
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Module start 'content'
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Module end 'content'
Notice: Jun 23 2026 05:31:53
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
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Script end
Notice: Jun 23 2026 05:31:54
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime0.5205 sec
Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries121

Timing points:

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Script start 0.00000.0215 4,231.92971,183.6406
Module start 'content' 0.02150.0352 5,415.57031,788.3203
Module end 'content' 0.05670.4637 7,203.89063,165.5781
Script end 0.5204  10,369.4688 

Time accumulators:

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Ini load
Load cache0.03416.5505330.0010
Check MTime0.02374.5584330.0007
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00060.124310.0006
Mysqli_queries0.346766.61961210.0029
Looping result0.00250.48731200.0000
Template Total0.472890.820.2364
Template load0.01272.440720.0064
Template processing0.460188.398220.2300
Override
Cache load0.00621.197920.0031
General
dbfile0.01122.1437190.0006
String conversion0.00000.002220.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

CacheTypePacklevelSourceFiles
CSS0extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
JS0extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js
extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
1pagelayout.tpl<No override>extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tplEdit templateOverride template
1setup/debug_toolbar.tpl<No override>design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tplEdit templateOverride template
 Number of times templates used: 2
 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0003 secs