Slash Quotes

I will always love the false image I had of you.

Alaska: A prelude to "No."

Has anyone ever tasted an "end"? Are they really bitter?

All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain

ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO MONTALBAN'S HAIR!

"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy." -- Dr. Emilio Lizardo

Death to all fanatics!

"World domination. Fast" (By Linus Torvalds)

It is easier to make a saint out of a libertine than out of a prig. -- George Santayana

It's reassuring to know that if you behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for you.

If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top? -- Jerry Muscha

Taxes are going up so fast, the government is likely to price itself out of the market.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. -- Kim Hubbard

I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid. -- Martin Mull

Mother told me to be good but she's been wrong before.

Equal bytes for women.

Things worth having are worth cheating for.

This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!!

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody...

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eZ debug

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Timing: Jun 22 2026 07:19:03
Script start
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Module start 'content'
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Module end 'content'
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eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
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Notice: Jun 22 2026 07:19:04
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime0.2983 sec
Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries121

Timing points:

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Script start 0.00000.0142 4,231.92971,183.6406
Module start 'content' 0.01420.0189 5,415.57031,788.3203
Module end 'content' 0.03310.2651 7,203.89063,165.5781
Script end 0.2982  10,369.4688 

Time accumulators:

 Accumulator Duration (sec) Duration (%) Count Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache0.02327.7836330.0007
Check MTime0.01655.5170330.0005
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00030.115310.0003
Mysqli_queries0.162254.37081210.0013
Looping result0.00090.31311200.0000
Template Total0.271290.920.1356
Template load0.00792.661820.0040
Template processing0.263388.256520.1316
Override
Cache load0.00401.351720.0020
General
dbfile0.041914.0434190.0022
String conversion0.00000.001320.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

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CSS0extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
JS0extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js
extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
1pagelayout.tpl<No override>extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tplEdit templateOverride template
1setup/debug_toolbar.tpl<No override>design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tplEdit templateOverride template
 Number of times templates used: 2
 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0002 secs