Slash Quotes

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything. -- Laurence J. Peter

You will get what you deserve.

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money. -- B. Franklin

Your supervisor is thinking about you.

"Boy, life takes a long time to live." -- Steven Wright

To add insult to injury. -- Phaedrus

Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.

You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with him. -- Ed Howe

"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass." -- Cal Keegan

The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. -- George Gobel

After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

"Seed me, Seymour" -- a random number generator meets the big green mother from outer space

What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque. -- Brendan Francis

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde [as he sipped champagne on his deathbed]

The makers may make and the users may use, but the fixers must fix with but minimal clues

Beware of low-flying butterflies.

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite. -- Winston Churchill, on formal declarations of war

i'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. -- e. e. cummings

Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so. -- John Stuart Mill

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eZ debug

Clear cache:

Quick settings:

Timing: Jun 22 2026 05:06:21
Script start
Timing: Jun 22 2026 05:06:21
Module start 'content'
Timing: Jun 22 2026 05:06:21
Module end 'content'
Notice: Jun 22 2026 05:06:21
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
Timing: Jun 22 2026 05:06:22
Script end
Notice: Jun 22 2026 05:06:22
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime0.2395 sec
Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries121

Timing points:

CheckpointStart (sec)Duration (sec)Memory at start (KB)Memory used (KB)
Script start 0.00000.0148 4,231.92971,183.6406
Module start 'content' 0.01480.0192 5,415.57031,788.3203
Module end 'content' 0.03390.2055 7,203.89063,165.5781
Script end 0.2394  10,369.4688 

Time accumulators:

 Accumulator Duration (sec) Duration (%) Count Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache0.02339.7301330.0007
Check MTime0.01656.8883330.0005
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00040.146510.0004
Mysqli_queries0.149662.47551210.0012
Looping result0.00070.27501200.0000
Template Total0.211588.320.1057
Template load0.00843.492520.0042
Template processing0.203184.801120.1015
Override
Cache load0.00421.766320.0021
General
dbfile0.00301.2414190.0002
String conversion0.00000.002620.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

CacheTypePacklevelSourceFiles
CSS0extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
JS0extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js
extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
1pagelayout.tpl<No override>extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tplEdit templateOverride template
1setup/debug_toolbar.tpl<No override>design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tplEdit templateOverride template
 Number of times templates used: 2
 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0002 secs