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"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry." -- a Larson cartoon

When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.

Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant. -- Malcolm Smith

English literature's performing flea. -- Sean O'Casey on P.G. Wodehouse

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone. -- Pyrrhus

There was a phone call for you.

You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.

Fried's 1st Rule: Increased automation of clerical function invariably results in increased operational costs.

No man is an island if he's on at least one mailing list.

Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?

The Official Colorado State Vegetable is now the "state legislator".

The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.

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All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. -- Woody Allen

Is a wedding successful if it comes off without a hitch?

He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.

QOTD: "I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting posistion."

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.

You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.

You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.

"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry." -- a Larson cartoon

When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.

Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant. -- Malcolm Smith

English literature's performing flea. -- Sean O'Casey on P.G. Wodehouse

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone. -- Pyrrhus

There was a phone call for you.

You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.

Fried's 1st Rule: Increased automation of clerical function invariably results in increased operational costs.

No man is an island if he's on at least one mailing list.

Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?

The Official Colorado State Vegetable is now the "state legislator".

The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.

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