Slash Quotes

1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.

May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.

Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors. -- Onasander

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx

Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.

Huh?

QOTD: "He's on the same bus, but he's sure as hell got a different ticket."

Agnes' Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

s = (char*)(long)retval; /* ouch */ -- Larry Wall in doio.c from the perl source code

Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.

Chemist who falls in acid is absorbed in work.

Bumper sticker: All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British manufacture.

Fortune finishes the great quotations, #3 Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.

If there is no wind, row. -- Polish proverb

Oppernockity tunes but once.

We are so fond of each other because our ailments are the same. -- Jonathon Swift

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. -- William Pitt, 1783

Still looking for the glorious results of my misspent youth. Say, do you have a map to the next joint?

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly at the right moment. -- Horace

If we suffer tamely a lawless attack upon our liberty, we encourage it, and involve others in our doom. -- Samuel Adams

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Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries121

Timing points:

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Ini load
Load cache0.03356.2201330.0010
Check MTime0.02274.2267330.0007
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00120.213810.0012
Mysqli_queries0.359466.81081210.0030
Looping result0.00200.37431200.0000
Template Total0.483689.920.2418
Template load0.01292.397120.0064
Template processing0.470787.498820.2354
Override
Cache load0.00641.190520.0032
General
dbfile0.00741.3819190.0004
String conversion0.00000.002620.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

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extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
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extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

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 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0004 secs