Slash Quotes

"Card readers? We don't need no stinking card readers." -- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciencies, 1965, in a particularly vivid...

Forty two.

Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche.

"Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time." -- a coffee cup

"One Architecture, One OS" also translates as "One Egg, One Basket".

Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics, Benchmarks, and Delivery dates.

In a five year period we can get one superb programming language. Only we can't control when the five year period will begin.

This is an unauthorized cybernetic announcement.

If imprinted foil seal under cap is broken or missing when purchased, do not use.

Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.

"Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol..." -- Crazy Nigel

... when fits of creativity run strong, more than one programmer or writer has been known to abandon the desktop for the more spacious floor. --...

If you're going to America, bring your own food. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law!

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget. -- Miller

What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window.

The world is not octal despite DEC.

Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth. -- Picasso

The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little longer.

"If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!" -- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)

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Database Queries121

Timing points:

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Ini load
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Check MTime0.03493.8128330.0011
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00150.168210.0015
Mysqli_queries0.444448.59011210.0037
Looping result0.00230.25691200.0000
Template Total0.647170.820.3236
Template load0.03413.732320.0171
Template processing0.613067.017120.3065
Override
Cache load0.02102.291420.0105
General
dbfile0.01321.4463190.0007
String conversion0.00000.001520.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

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extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
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extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
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 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0012 secs