Slash Quotes

After Goliath's defeat, giants ceased to command respect. - Freeman Dyson

The solution of this problem is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere.

Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?

You can not get anything worthwhile done without raising a sweat. -- The First Law Of Thermodynamics

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? -- Woody Allen

I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for nothing. I gave them nothing for something. -- Joseph "Yellow Kid" Weil

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. -- Snoopy

You will lose an important tape file.

Time sharing: The use of many people by the computer.

An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the president but is always polite to traffic cops.

"Morality is one thing. Ratings are everything." - A Network 23 executive on "Max Headroom"

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

This system will self-destruct in five minutes.

Seen on a button at an SF Convention: Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force. 1990-1951.

The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness. -- John Muir

"This isn't brain surgery; it's just television." - David Letterman

...when fits of creativity run strong, more than one programmer or writer has been known to abandon the desktop for the more spacious floor. - Fred...

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eZ debug

Clear cache: Quick settings: Debug output Debug redirection Template debug Inline template debug List of used templates SQL debug output
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 21:11:53
Script start
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 21:11:53
Module start 'content'
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 21:11:53
Module end 'content'
Notice:	Jun 20 2026 21:11:53
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 21:11:53
Script end
Notice:	Jun 20 2026 21:11:53
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime	0.4012 sec
Peak memory usage	14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries	121

Timing points:

Checkpoint	Start (sec)	Duration (sec)	Memory at start (KB)	Memory used (KB)
Script start	0.0000	0.0264	4,231.9297	1,183.6406
Module start 'content'	0.0264	0.0304	5,415.5703	1,788.3203
Module end 'content'	0.0568	0.3443	7,203.8906	3,170.2891
Script end	0.4011		10,374.1797

Time accumulators:

Accumulator	Duration (sec)	Duration (%)	Count	Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache	0.0343	8.5392	33	0.0010
Check MTime	0.0236	5.8728	33	0.0007
Mysql Total
Database connection	0.0007	0.1722	1	0.0007
Mysqli_queries	0.2462	61.3756	121	0.0020
Looping result	0.0015	0.3835	120	0.0000
Template Total	0.3534	88.1	2	0.1767
Template load	0.0139	3.4767	2	0.0070
Template processing	0.3394	84.6034	2	0.1697
Override
Cache load	0.0064	1.6015	2	0.0032
General
dbfile	0.0068	1.7018	19	0.0004
String conversion	0.0000	0.0027	2	0.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

Cache	Type	Packlevel	SourceFiles
	CSS	0	extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
	JS	0	extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

Usage	Requested template	Template	Template loaded	Edit	Override
1	pagelayout.tpl	<No override>	extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tpl
1	setup/debug_toolbar.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tpl
Number of times templates used: 2 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0003 secs