Slash Quotes

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat. -- Christopher Morley

Life is difficult because it is non-linear.

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurence of the improbable. - H. L. Mencken

Some people carve careers, others chisel them.

"The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace." -- Holly Near

VMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M.

This file will self-destruct in five minutes.

We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.

I am here by the will of the people and I won't leave until I get my raincoat back. - a slogan of the anarchists in Richard Kadrey's "Metrophage"

UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on Tue Nov 5 00:53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch). -- Andy Tannenbaum

Wherever you go...There you are. - Buckaroo Banzai

The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization. -- Alan Coult

A method of solution is perfect if we can forsee from the start, and even prove, that following that method we shall attain our aim. -- Leibnitz

The F-15 Eagle: If it's up, we'll shoot it down. If it's down, we'll blow it up. -- A McDonnel-Douglas ad from a few years ago

Thus spake the master programmer: "When a program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Progra...

Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays. Embezzlement is another matter.

Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.

"We will bury you." -- Nikita Kruschev

You can't cheat the phone company.

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eZ debug

Clear cache: Quick settings: Debug output Debug redirection Template debug Inline template debug List of used templates SQL debug output
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 12:57:00
Script start
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 12:57:00
Module start 'content'
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 12:57:00
Module end 'content'
Notice:	Jun 20 2026 12:57:00
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 12:57:00
Script end
Notice:	Jun 20 2026 12:57:00
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime	0.6704 sec
Peak memory usage	14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries	121

Timing points:

Checkpoint	Start (sec)	Duration (sec)	Memory at start (KB)	Memory used (KB)
Script start	0.0000	0.1136	4,231.9297	1,183.6406
Module start 'content'	0.1136	0.0356	5,415.5703	1,788.3203
Module end 'content'	0.1492	0.5211	7,203.8906	3,170.2891
Script end	0.6703		10,374.1797

Time accumulators:

Accumulator	Duration (sec)	Duration (%)	Count	Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache	0.0395	5.8958	33	0.0012
Check MTime	0.0252	3.7648	33	0.0008
Mysql Total
Database connection	0.0013	0.1873	1	0.0013
Mysqli_queries	0.3693	55.0798	121	0.0031
Looping result	0.0021	0.3096	120	0.0000
Template Total	0.5317	79.3	2	0.2659
Template load	0.0136	2.0345	2	0.0068
Template processing	0.5181	77.2755	2	0.2590
Override
Cache load	0.0064	0.9573	2	0.0032
General
dbfile	0.0049	0.7279	19	0.0003
String conversion	0.0000	0.0020	2	0.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

Cache	Type	Packlevel	SourceFiles
	CSS	0	extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
	JS	0	extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

Usage	Requested template	Template	Template loaded	Edit	Override
1	pagelayout.tpl	<No override>	extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tpl
1	setup/debug_toolbar.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tpl
Number of times templates used: 2 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0004 secs