Slash Quotes

"He don't know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny

If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world. -- Wittgenstein

Andrea: Unhappy the land that has no heroes. Galileo: No, unhappy the land that _____needs heroes. -- Bertolt Brecht, "Life of Galileo"

Question: Is it better to abide by the rules until they're changed or help speed the change by breaking them?

Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed the questions.

You're not Dave. Who are you?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? -- Steven Wright

Serfs up! -- Spartacus

One good suit is worth a thousand resumes.

BASIC, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

"You tweachewous miscweant!" -- Elmer Fudd

Evil is that which one believes of others. It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake. -- H.L. Mencken

No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.

"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."

If you don't strike oil in twenty minutes, stop boring. -- Andrew Carnegie, on public speaking

Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!

"Don't drop acid, take it pass-fail!" -- Bryan Michael Wendt

You will be successful in your work.

10 to the 12th power microphones = 1 Megaphone

Reality must take precedence over public relations, for Mother Nature cannot be fooled. -- R.P. Feynman

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eZ debug

Clear cache:

Quick settings:

Timing: Jun 20 2026 12:57:04
Script start
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Module start 'content'
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Module end 'content'
Notice: Jun 20 2026 12:57:04
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
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Script end
Notice: Jun 20 2026 12:57:04
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime0.6079 sec
Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries121

Timing points:

CheckpointStart (sec)Duration (sec)Memory at start (KB)Memory used (KB)
Script start 0.00000.0326 4,231.92971,183.6406
Module start 'content' 0.03260.0348 5,415.57031,788.3203
Module end 'content' 0.06750.5403 7,203.89063,170.2891
Script end 0.6078  10,374.1797 

Time accumulators:

 Accumulator Duration (sec) Duration (%) Count Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache0.03866.3434330.0012
Check MTime0.02323.8213330.0007
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00090.145110.0009
Mysqli_queries0.408267.15061210.0034
Looping result0.00320.52511200.0000
Template Total0.561492.420.2807
Template load0.01372.255720.0069
Template processing0.547790.093120.2738
Override
Cache load0.00580.950820.0029
General
dbfile0.00560.9196190.0003
String conversion0.00000.001820.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

CacheTypePacklevelSourceFiles
CSS0extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
JS0extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js
extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
1pagelayout.tpl<No override>extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tplEdit templateOverride template
1setup/debug_toolbar.tpl<No override>design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tplEdit templateOverride template
 Number of times templates used: 2
 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0004 secs