Slash Quotes

If you don't have time to do it right, where are you going to find the time to do it over?

The computing field is always in need of new cliches. -- Alan Perlis

"In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code." -- Karl Lehenbauer

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. -- James J. Ling

2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale U. = 1 I.V.League

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money.

Ignorance is bliss. -- Thomas Gray Fortune updates the great quotes, #42: BLISS is ignorance.

Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. -- Weisert

Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously. -- Booth Tark...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. -- Woody Allen

Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.

"I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens." -- Woody Allen

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

Sentient plasmoids are a gas.

FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: A firefly is not a fly, but a beetle.

What the world *really* needs is a good Automatic Bicycle Sharpener.

The degree of technical confidence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Backed up the system lately?

Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings: (7) Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too hard...

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Timing: Jun 20 2026 12:56:57
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Notice: Jun 20 2026 12:56:57
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime0.5436 sec
Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries121

Timing points:

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Script start 0.00000.0235 4,231.92971,183.6406
Module start 'content' 0.02360.0326 5,415.57031,788.3203
Module end 'content' 0.05620.4873 7,203.89063,170.2891
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Time accumulators:

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Ini load
Load cache0.04548.3560330.0014
Check MTime0.03195.8614330.0010
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00050.098210.0005
Mysqli_queries0.362766.71831210.0030
Looping result0.00200.35911200.0000
Template Total0.493990.920.2469
Template load0.02244.113820.0112
Template processing0.471586.737520.2357
Override
Cache load0.01542.837520.0077
General
dbfile0.00671.2273190.0004
String conversion0.00000.001820.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

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CSS0extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
JS0extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js
extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
1pagelayout.tpl<No override>extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tplEdit templateOverride template
1setup/debug_toolbar.tpl<No override>design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tplEdit templateOverride template
 Number of times templates used: 2
 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0005 secs