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Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.

It is not for me to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence. -- The Earl of Birkenhead

The fancy is indeed no other than a mode of memory emancipated from the order of space and time. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

PL/I -- "the fatal disease" -- belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. -- Dean Acheson

Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543.

A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you. -- Ramsey Clark

No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardware until three software guys have signed off for it. -- Andy Tanenbaum

"There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know yet." -Ambrose Bierce

If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG. -- Phil Lapsley

Brain damage is all in your head. -- Karl Lehenbauer

The best way to avoid responsibility is to say, "I've got responsibilities."

Many people are unenthusiastic about their work.

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Time to take stock. Go home with some office supplies.

If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.

The longer the title, the less important the job.

"It's when they say 2 + 2 = 5 that I begin to argue." -- Eric Pepke

There are new messages.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator. -- Paul Valery

Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.

It is not for me to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence. -- The Earl of Birkenhead

The fancy is indeed no other than a mode of memory emancipated from the order of space and time. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

PL/I -- "the fatal disease" -- belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. -- Dean Acheson

Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543.

A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you. -- Ramsey Clark

No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardware until three software guys have signed off for it. -- Andy Tanenbaum

"There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know yet." -Ambrose Bierce

If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG. -- Phil Lapsley

Brain damage is all in your head. -- Karl Lehenbauer

The best way to avoid responsibility is to say, "I've got responsibilities."

Many people are unenthusiastic about their work.

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