Slash Quotes

"Protozoa are small, and bacteria are small, but viruses are smaller than the both put together."

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- Dick Brandon

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. -- Winston Churchill

What is now proved was once only imagin'd. -- William Blake

Did you know that for the price of a 280-Z you can buy two Z-80's? -- P.J. Plauger

Recent investments will yield a slight profit.

The greatest productive force is human selfishness. -- Robert Heinlein

Truth is free, but information costs.

[It is] best to confuse only one issue at a time. -- K&R;

"I will make no bargains with terrorist hardware." -- Peter da Silva

The road to hell is paved with NAND gates. -- J. Gooding

"Dump the condiments. If we are to be eaten, we don't need to taste good." -- "Visionaries" cartoon

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." -- Dr. Seuss

Air is water with holes in it.

You are in a maze of UUCP connections, all alike.

"Irrationality is the square root of all evil" -- Douglas Hofstadter

Swap read error. You lose your mind.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." -- Albert Einstein

When we write programs that "learn", it turns out we do and they don't.

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eZ debug

Clear cache: Quick settings: Debug output Debug redirection Template debug Inline template debug List of used templates SQL debug output
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 22:23:50
Script start
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 22:23:50
Module start 'content'
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 22:23:50
Module end 'content'
Notice:	Jun 20 2026 22:23:50
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 22:23:51
Script end
Notice:	Jun 20 2026 22:23:51
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime	0.5651 sec
Peak memory usage	14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries	121

Timing points:

Checkpoint	Start (sec)	Duration (sec)	Memory at start (KB)	Memory used (KB)
Script start	0.0000	0.0217	4,231.9375	1,183.6406
Module start 'content'	0.0217	0.0342	5,415.5781	1,788.3203
Module end 'content'	0.0559	0.5091	7,203.8984	3,170.2891
Script end	0.5650		10,374.1875

Time accumulators:

Accumulator	Duration (sec)	Duration (%)	Count	Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache	0.0361	6.3822	33	0.0011
Check MTime	0.0225	3.9830	33	0.0007
Mysql Total
Database connection	0.0006	0.1012	1	0.0006
Mysqli_queries	0.3868	68.4475	121	0.0032
Looping result	0.0034	0.6092	120	0.0000
Template Total	0.5305	93.9	2	0.2652
Template load	0.0137	2.4330	2	0.0069
Template processing	0.5167	91.4407	2	0.2584
Override
Cache load	0.0064	1.1400	2	0.0032
General
dbfile	0.0054	0.9474	19	0.0003
String conversion	0.0000	0.0017	2	0.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

Cache	Type	Packlevel	SourceFiles
	CSS	0	extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
	JS	0	extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

Usage	Requested template	Template	Template loaded	Edit	Override
1	pagelayout.tpl	<No override>	extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tpl
1	setup/debug_toolbar.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tpl
Number of times templates used: 2 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0005 secs