Slash Quotes

"You can't get very far in this world without your dossier being there first." -- Arthur Miller

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. -- F. Brooks, "The Mythical Man-Month"

What the scientists have in their briefcases is terrifying. -- Nikita Khruschev

Always look over your shoulder because everyone is watching and plotting against you.

Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...

You will lose an important disk file.

Real wealth can only increase. -- R. Buckminster Fuller

Multics is security spelled sideways.

The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.

This place just isn't big enough for all of us. We've got to find a way off this planet.

I have not yet begun to byte!

"I've seen the forgeries I've sent out." -- John F. Haugh II (jfh@rpp386.Dallas.TX.US), about forging net news articles

Nothing is faster than the speed of light ... To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.

You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.

Row, row, row your bits, gently down the stream...

Keep up the good work! But please don't ask me to help.

MESSAGE ACKNOWLEDGED -- The Pershing II missiles have been launched.

Earth is a beta site.

... though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage from beginning to end. -- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace War"

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. -- Herbert Hoover

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eZ debug

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Quick settings:

Timing: Jun 20 2026 12:57:06
Script start
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Module start 'content'
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Module end 'content'
Notice: Jun 20 2026 12:57:06
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
Timing: Jun 20 2026 12:57:06
Script end
Notice: Jun 20 2026 12:57:06
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime0.5426 sec
Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries121

Timing points:

CheckpointStart (sec)Duration (sec)Memory at start (KB)Memory used (KB)
Script start 0.00000.0255 4,231.92971,183.6406
Module start 'content' 0.02550.0304 5,415.57031,788.3203
Module end 'content' 0.05590.4865 7,203.89063,170.2891
Script end 0.5424  10,374.1797 

Time accumulators:

 Accumulator Duration (sec) Duration (%) Count Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache0.05129.4312330.0016
Check MTime0.02524.6425330.0008
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00160.293110.0016
Mysqli_queries0.375469.18911210.0031
Looping result0.00300.54781200.0000
Template Total0.527397.220.2636
Template load0.01292.379320.0065
Template processing0.514394.796620.2572
Override
Cache load0.00641.176820.0032
General
dbfile0.00470.8600190.0002
String conversion0.00000.002020.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

CacheTypePacklevelSourceFiles
CSS0extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
JS0extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js
extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
1pagelayout.tpl<No override>extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tplEdit templateOverride template
1setup/debug_toolbar.tpl<No override>design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tplEdit templateOverride template
 Number of times templates used: 2
 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0004 secs