Slash Quotes

Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. -- Frederick Crane

I program, therefore I am.

I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder. -- M. Gallaher

Thufir's a Harkonnen now.

Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.

The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.

All warranty and guarantee clauses become null and void upon payment of invoice.

% A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back the when it begins to rain. -- Robert Frost

"There is no statute of limitations on stupidity." -- Randomly produced by a computer program called Markov3.

Interchangeable parts won't.

The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.

The answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is... Four day work week, Two ply toilet paper!

The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.

2000 pounds of chinese soup = 1 Won Ton

I am NOMAD!

NOWPRINT. NOWPRINT. Clemclone, back to the shadows again. - The Firesign Theater

"Just think, with VLSI we can have 100 ENIACS on a chip!" -- Alan Perlis

We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed." -- Dorothy Parker

Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

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eZ debug

Clear cache:

Quick settings:

Timing: Jun 20 2026 21:11:58
Script start
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Module start 'content'
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Module end 'content'
Notice: Jun 20 2026 21:11:58
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
Timing: Jun 20 2026 21:11:58
Script end
Notice: Jun 20 2026 21:11:58
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime0.4690 sec
Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries121

Timing points:

CheckpointStart (sec)Duration (sec)Memory at start (KB)Memory used (KB)
Script start 0.00000.0213 4,231.92971,183.6406
Module start 'content' 0.02130.0324 5,415.57031,788.3203
Module end 'content' 0.05370.4152 7,203.89063,170.2891
Script end 0.4689  10,374.1797 

Time accumulators:

 Accumulator Duration (sec) Duration (%) Count Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache0.03457.3657330.0010
Check MTime0.02385.0682330.0007
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00070.155010.0007
Mysqli_queries0.295362.95511210.0024
Looping result0.00190.40041200.0000
Template Total0.424690.520.2123
Template load0.01192.542920.0060
Template processing0.412787.983220.2063
Override
Cache load0.00591.257820.0029
General
dbfile0.01783.7869190.0009
String conversion0.00000.002220.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

CacheTypePacklevelSourceFiles
CSS0extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
JS0extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js
extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
1pagelayout.tpl<No override>extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tplEdit templateOverride template
1setup/debug_toolbar.tpl<No override>design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tplEdit templateOverride template
 Number of times templates used: 2
 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0004 secs