Slash Quotes

Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule." -- David Gu...

One picture is worth 128K words.

If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some. -- Ben Franklin

Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal systems theory.

"The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy." -- Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards

Work is the crab grass in the lawn of life. -- Schulz

fortune: not found

WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until morale improves.

You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape. - Ellyn Mustard

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher von Braun

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. -- Wilson Mizner

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

I am not an Economist. I am an honest man! -- Paul McCracken

"If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?" -- Garrison Keillor

Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac (and nobody cares about it). -- Bill Joy 6/21/85

It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito. -- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein

In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs.

Yet magic and hierarchy arise from the same source, and this source has a null pointer.

The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete. For you systems people, that means it's real slow. -- Bart Miller

Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.

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eZ debug

Clear cache: Quick settings: Debug output Debug redirection Template debug Inline template debug List of used templates SQL debug output
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 12:57:05
Script start
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 12:57:05
Module start 'content'
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 12:57:05
Module end 'content'
Notice:	Jun 20 2026 12:57:05
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 12:57:05
Script end
Notice:	Jun 20 2026 12:57:05
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime	0.0999 sec
Peak memory usage	14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries	3

Timing points:

Checkpoint	Start (sec)	Duration (sec)	Memory at start (KB)	Memory used (KB)
Script start	0.0000	0.0342	4,231.9297	1,183.6406
Module start 'content'	0.0342	0.0324	5,415.5703	1,788.3203
Module end 'content'	0.0666	0.0332	7,203.8906	1,138.5547
Script end	0.0998		8,342.4453

Time accumulators:

Accumulator	Duration (sec)	Duration (%)	Count	Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache	0.0424	42.5022	30	0.0014
Check MTime	0.0318	31.8404	30	0.0011
Mysql Total
Database connection	0.0023	2.3309	1	0.0023
Mysqli_queries	0.0080	7.9895	3	0.0027
Looping result	0.0000	0.0272	2	0.0000
Template Total	0.0430	43.0	2	0.0215
Template load	0.0124	12.4529	2	0.0062
Template processing	0.0305	30.5468	2	0.0153
Override
Cache load	0.0059	5.9338	2	0.0030
General
dbfile	0.0018	1.7647	11	0.0002
String conversion	0.0000	0.0110	2	0.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

Templates used to render the page:

Usage	Requested template	Template	Template loaded	Edit	Override
1	pagelayout.tpl	<No override>	extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tpl
1	setup/debug_toolbar.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tpl
Number of times templates used: 2 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0003 secs