Slash Quotes

Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus? A: 2 bits.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. -- Publilius Syrus

Sigh. I like to think it's just the Linux people who want to be on the "leading edge" so bad they walk right off the precipice. (Craig E. Groeschel)

God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it. -- Austin O'Malley

He is a man capable of turning any colour into grey. -- John LeCarre

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool your Mom.

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash. -- Winston Churchill

Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -- Joe E. Lewis

Your lucky color has faded.

SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS ... He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring...

Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves. -- Do...

Peace, n.: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Lies! All lies! You're all lying against my boys! -- Ma Barker

What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry? -- Ashleigh Brilliant

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.

If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.

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eZ debug

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Timing: Jun 21 2026 23:56:07
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Timing points:

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Ini load
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Check MTime0.01935.4757330.0006
Mysql Total
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Mysqli_queries0.172348.80571210.0014
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Override
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General
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String conversion0.00000.002220.0000
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extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
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extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
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Time used to render debug report: 0.0005 secs