Slash Quotes

Demand the establishment of the government in its rightful home at Disneyland.

Even a cabbage may look at a king.

The American Dental Association announced today that most plaque tends to form on teeth around 4:00 PM in the afternoon. Film at 11:00.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde

You will be run over by a beer truck.

Do you mean that you not only want a wrong answer, but a certain wrong answer? -- Tobaben

Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted.

Scenery is here, wish you were beautiful.

A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?", stardate 3468.1.

Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market. -- E.W. Howe

You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.

Whitehead's Law: The obvious answer is always overlooked.

Garbage In, Gospel Out

The horror... the horror!

What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you. -- Nietzsche

Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner? A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by a delicious dessert.

I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it in the room alone.

You teach best what you most need to learn.

Tact, n.: The unsaid part of what you're thinking.

Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. War is peace. -- George Orwell

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