Slash Quotes

Hitchcock's Staple Principle: The stapler runs out of staples only while you are trying to staple something.

Thou hast seen nothing yet. -- Miguel de Cervantes

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too? -- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox

Even if you persuade me, you won't persuade me. -- Aristophanes

Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? -- Job 16:3

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. -- Desiderius Erasmus

Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN!

Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.

Kin, n.: An affliction of the blood.

Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. -- William Blake

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind. -- Erma Bombeck

All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.

If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy ...

Where will it all end? Probably somewhere near where it all began.

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. -- Buckminster Fuller

If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. -- Derek Bok, president of Harvard

Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ... generating more sheer horror than the male of the species. -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", star...

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eZ debug

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Quick settings:

Timing: Jun 21 2026 21:33:57
Script start
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Module start 'content'
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Module end 'content'
Notice: Jun 21 2026 21:33:57
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
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Script end
Notice: Jun 21 2026 21:33:57
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime0.2812 sec
Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries121

Timing points:

CheckpointStart (sec)Duration (sec)Memory at start (KB)Memory used (KB)
Script start 0.00000.0197 4,231.92971,183.6406
Module start 'content' 0.01970.0208 5,415.57031,788.3203
Module end 'content' 0.04050.2406 7,203.89063,165.5781
Script end 0.2811  10,369.4688 

Time accumulators:

 Accumulator Duration (sec) Duration (%) Count Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache0.02458.7010330.0007
Check MTime0.01726.0994330.0005
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00070.237610.0007
Mysqli_queries0.173061.51091210.0014
Looping result0.00100.35491200.0000
Template Total0.246987.820.1235
Template load0.00903.202420.0045
Template processing0.237984.605820.1190
Override
Cache load0.00441.573220.0022
General
dbfile0.00391.3999190.0002
String conversion0.00000.001920.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

CacheTypePacklevelSourceFiles
CSS0extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
JS0extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js
extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
1pagelayout.tpl<No override>extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tplEdit templateOverride template
1setup/debug_toolbar.tpl<No override>design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tplEdit templateOverride template
 Number of times templates used: 2
 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0003 secs