Slash Quotes

The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.

The whole of life is futile unless you consider it as a sporting proposition.

Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth: Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. -- Steven Wright

MIT: The Georgia Tech of the North

If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Mark Twain

Tussman's Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

Big M, Little M, many mumbling mice Are making midnight music in the moonlight, Mighty nice!

Shick's Law: There is no problem a good miracle can't solve.

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

This fortune is encrypted -- get your decoder rings ready!

I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver. -- Phil Harris

Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you wish you weren't.

Love America -- or give it back.

Caution: Keep out of reach of children.

Journalism is literature in a hurry. -- Matthew Arnold

Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them. That's when they come over and violate your body space.

Isn't it strange that the same people that laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously?

Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.

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