Slash Quotes

That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball. -- Bill Veeck

In good speaking, should not the mind of the speaker know the truth of the matter about which he is to speak? -- Plato

Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.

So this is what it feels like to be potato salad

Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.

Collaboration, n.: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell.

Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?" Yogi Berra: "You mean now?"

The early worm gets the bird.

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood. -- Daniel Hudson Burnham

Recursion is the root of computation since it trades description for time.

When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg

Who's on first?

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. -- Maurice Baring

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That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball. -- Bill Veeck

I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. -- David Bowie

Gordon's Law: If you think you have the solution, the question was poorly phrased.

Early to bed and early to rise and you'll be groggy when everyone else is wide awake.

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. -- Oscar Wilde

Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.

Power is danger. -- The Centurion, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2

In good speaking, should not the mind of the speaker know the truth of the matter about which he is to speak? -- Plato

Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.

So this is what it feels like to be potato salad

Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.

Collaboration, n.: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell.

Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?" Yogi Berra: "You mean now?"

The early worm gets the bird.

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood. -- Daniel Hudson Burnham

Recursion is the root of computation since it trades description for time.

When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg

Who's on first?

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. -- Maurice Baring

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