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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom. -- Mark Twain

Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you could be impossible?

You will wish you hadn't.

In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there? -- Herb Caen

Q: Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon? A: To impress Jodie Foster.

Who is W.O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?

if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-advice") == 0) { printf("Don't Panic!\n"); exit(42); } (Arnold Robbins in the LJ of February '95, describin...

Use a pun, go to jail.

In every non-trivial program there is at least one bug.

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire of every organism to live beyond its income. -- Samuel Butler, "Notebooks"

Earth -- mother of the most beautiful women in the universe. -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1

Ah, the Tsar's bazaar's bizarre beaux-arts!

Time used to render debug report: 0.0002 secs

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Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.

HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!

The British are coming! The British are coming!

In Boston, it is illegal to hold frog-jumping contests in nightclubs.

I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.

One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word. -- Robert Heinlein

Phasers locked on target, Captain.

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom. -- Mark Twain

Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you could be impossible?

You will wish you hadn't.

In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there? -- Herb Caen

Q: Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon? A: To impress Jodie Foster.

Who is W.O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?

if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-advice") == 0) { printf("Don't Panic!\n"); exit(42); } (Arnold Robbins in the LJ of February '95, describin...

Use a pun, go to jail.

In every non-trivial program there is at least one bug.

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire of every organism to live beyond its income. -- Samuel Butler, "Notebooks"

Earth -- mother of the most beautiful women in the universe. -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1

Ah, the Tsar's bazaar's bizarre beaux-arts!

eZ debug

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