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I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people... Certainty is just an emotion. -- Hal Clement

History repeats itself -- the first time as a tragi-comedy, the second time as bedroom farce.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? -- Lily Tomlin

Every living thing wants to survive. -- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time." -- Steven Wright

Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.

It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're madly in love, drunk, or running for office.

A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away. A real friend is someone you can use over and over again.

You enjoy the company of other people.

You're dead, Jim. -- McCoy, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7

It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line. -- Woody Allen, "Play It Again, Sam"

The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.

Wishing without work is like fishing without bait. -- Frank Tyger

This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't. -- Douglas Hofstadter

To err is human, to forgive unusual.

QOTD: "The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its neck to get the dog to play with it."

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Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: Because he was hungry.

Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Memory fault - where am I?

I'll burn my books. -- Christopher Marlowe

I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people... Certainty is just an emotion. -- Hal Clement

History repeats itself -- the first time as a tragi-comedy, the second time as bedroom farce.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? -- Lily Tomlin

Every living thing wants to survive. -- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time." -- Steven Wright

Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.

It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're madly in love, drunk, or running for office.

A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away. A real friend is someone you can use over and over again.

You enjoy the company of other people.

You're dead, Jim. -- McCoy, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7

It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line. -- Woody Allen, "Play It Again, Sam"

The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.

Wishing without work is like fishing without bait. -- Frank Tyger

This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't. -- Douglas Hofstadter

To err is human, to forgive unusual.

QOTD: "The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its neck to get the dog to play with it."

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