Slash Quotes

"There are some good people in it, but the orchestra as a whole is equivalent to a gang bent on destruction." -- John Cage, composer

Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.

My, how you've changed since I've changed.

Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful than the sun." "Why?", he was asked. "Because at night we need the light...

Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers. -- Ray Simard

I knew her before she was a virgin. -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day

Time used to render debug report: 0.0007 secs

Slash Quotes

"There are some good people in it, but the orchestra as a whole is equivalent to a gang bent on destruction." -- John Cage, composer

Where do I find the time for not reading so many books? -- Karl Kraus

Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. -- Charles D'Hericault

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.

Sin boldly. -- Martin Luther

GOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my pet LEISURE SUIT!!

You can't push on a string.

I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!

I'm not even going to ______bother comparing C to BASIC or FORTRAN. -- L. Zolman, creator of BDS C

To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night. -- Candice Bergen

You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.

We have art that we do not die of the truth. -- Nietzsche

The herd instinct among economists makes sheep look like independent thinkers.

You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.

Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.

My, how you've changed since I've changed.

Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful than the sun." "Why?", he was asked. "Because at night we need the light...

Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers. -- Ray Simard

I knew her before she was a virgin. -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day

eZ debug

Slash Quotes