Slash Quotes

Life -- Love It or Leave It.

Beggars should be no choosers. -- John Heywood

This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Had there been an actual emergency, then you would no longer be here.

"A dirty mind is a joy forever." -- Randy Kunkee

"Daddy, Daddy, make Santa Claus go away!" "I can't, son; he's grown too powerful." "HO HO HO!" -- Duck's Breath Mystery...

It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.

Please come home with me ... I have Tylenol!!

In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking?

Your love life will be happy and harmonious.

Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRONi ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ...

Wanna buy a duck?

Savage's Law of Expediency: You want it bad, you'll get it bad.

Academicians care, that's who.

Nostalgia is living life in the past lane.

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average. -- Leonard Levinson

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy. -- Benjamin Stolberg

Writing is turning one's worst moments into money. -- J.P. Donleavy

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!

$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at which time it will be worth absolutely nothing. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough...

There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana

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Database Queries93

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Check MTime0.02266.5449330.0007
Mysql Total
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Template processing0.290383.928420.1452
Override
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General
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String conversion0.00000.002720.0000
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extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
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extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
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Time used to render debug report: 0.0004 secs