Slash Quotes

Schlattwhapper, n.: The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face. -- Rich Hall, "S...

Your files are now being encrypted and thrown into the bit bucket. EOF

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius

Newman's Discovery: Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will your worst dreams.

You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

There is no proverb that is not true. -- Cervantes

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. -- actress Mary Pickford, 1925

A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.

A good scapegoat is hard to find. A guilty conscience is the mother of invention. -- Carolyn Wells

I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. -- G. B. Shaw

Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?

Horner's Five Thumb Postulate: Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Beat your son every day; you may not know why, but he will.

War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.

Parkinson's Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.

Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.

Hi Jimbo. Dennis. Really appreciate the help on the income tax. You wanna help on the audit now? -- "The Rockford Files"

belief, n: Something you do not believe.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

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eZ debug

Clear cache:

Quick settings:

Timing: Jun 20 2026 21:12:00
Script start
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Module start 'content'
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Module end 'content'
Notice: Jun 20 2026 21:12:00
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
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Script end
Notice: Jun 20 2026 21:12:00
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime0.4758 sec
Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries121

Timing points:

CheckpointStart (sec)Duration (sec)Memory at start (KB)Memory used (KB)
Script start 0.00000.0251 4,231.92971,183.6406
Module start 'content' 0.02510.0343 5,415.57031,788.3203
Module end 'content' 0.05950.4162 7,203.89063,170.2891
Script end 0.4757  10,374.1797 

Time accumulators:

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Ini load
Load cache0.03547.4463330.0011
Check MTime0.02495.2301330.0008
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00160.340710.0016
Mysqli_queries0.289560.85321210.0024
Looping result0.00190.39671200.0000
Template Total0.426389.620.2131
Template load0.01653.472720.0083
Template processing0.409786.114320.2049
Override
Cache load0.00771.612120.0038
General
dbfile0.01833.8381190.0010
String conversion0.00000.002620.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

CacheTypePacklevelSourceFiles
CSS0extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
JS0extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js
extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
1pagelayout.tpl<No override>extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tplEdit templateOverride template
1setup/debug_toolbar.tpl<No override>design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tplEdit templateOverride template
 Number of times templates used: 2
 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0005 secs