Slash Quotes

Work continues in this area. -- DEC's SPR-Answering-Automaton

He that teaches himself has a fool for a master. -- Benjamin Franklin

Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy. (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever...

Afternoon, n.: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.

Dow's Law: In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

"Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95."

He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside. -- Sinbad

Boycott meat -- suck your thumb.

It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.

Clay's Conclusion: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead. -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

COBOL: An exercise in Artificial Inelegance.

How sharper than a serpent's tooth is a sister's "See?" -- Linus Van Pelt

In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one when he was a boy and one when he was a man." -- Mark Twain

It was all so different before everything changed.

Oh, by the way, which one's Pink? -- Pink Floyd

What's this stuff about people being "released on their own recognizance"? Aren't we all out on our own recognizance?

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match. -- Will Rogers

Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.

To get something clean, one has to get something dirty. To get something dirty, one does not have to get anything clean.

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eZ debug

Clear cache: Quick settings: Debug output Debug redirection Template debug Inline template debug List of used templates SQL debug output
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 22:23:33
Script start
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 22:23:33
Module start 'content'
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 22:23:33
Module end 'content'
Notice:	Jun 20 2026 22:23:33
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
Timing:	Jun 20 2026 22:23:34
Script end
Notice:	Jun 20 2026 22:23:34
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime	0.5484 sec
Peak memory usage	14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries	121

Timing points:

Checkpoint	Start (sec)	Duration (sec)	Memory at start (KB)	Memory used (KB)
Script start	0.0000	0.0263	4,231.9297	1,183.6406
Module start 'content'	0.0263	0.0382	5,415.5703	1,788.3203
Module end 'content'	0.0645	0.4837	7,203.8906	3,170.2891
Script end	0.5483		10,374.1797

Time accumulators:

Accumulator	Duration (sec)	Duration (%)	Count	Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache	0.0341	6.2229	33	0.0010
Check MTime	0.0233	4.2501	33	0.0007
Mysql Total
Database connection	0.0014	0.2483	1	0.0014
Mysqli_queries	0.3617	65.9651	121	0.0030
Looping result	0.0021	0.3754	120	0.0000
Template Total	0.4920	89.7	2	0.2460
Template load	0.0135	2.4602	2	0.0067
Template processing	0.4785	87.2602	2	0.2393
Override
Cache load	0.0065	1.1855	2	0.0033
General
dbfile	0.0054	0.9759	19	0.0003
String conversion	0.0000	0.0024	2	0.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

Cache	Type	Packlevel	SourceFiles
	CSS	0	extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
	JS	0	extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

Usage	Requested template	Template	Template loaded	Edit	Override
1	pagelayout.tpl	<No override>	extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tpl
1	setup/debug_toolbar.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tpl
Number of times templates used: 2 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0004 secs