Slash Quotes

Davis's Dictum: Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.

Where's the man could ease a heart Like a satin gown? -- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"

vacation, n.: A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday life-style to recupe...

union, n.: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.

Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.

Do you like "TENDER VITTLES"?

What we see depends on mainly what we look for. -- John Lubbock

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. -- Tom Lehrer

In war it is not men, but the man who counts. -- Napoleon

Ah, sweet Springtime, when a young man lightly turns his fancy over!

If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed.

Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue. -- J.K. Galbraith

The discerning person is always at a disadvantage.

Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.

In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. -- Thomas Jefferson

"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."

Neil Armstrong tripped.

You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.

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Check MTime0.02095.7162330.0006
Mysql Total
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Override
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General
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String conversion0.00000.002420.0000
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extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
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