Slash Quotes

Contemptuous lights flashed flashed across the computer's console. -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

It's gonna be alright, It's almost midnight, And I've got two more bottles of wine.

Yow! It's a hole all the way to downtown Burbank!

Many people are secretly interested in life.

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?

The propriety of some persons seems to consist in having improper thoughts about their neighbours. -- F.H. Bradley

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. -- Descartes, 1637

Lord, what fools these mortals be! -- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"

Stay the curse.

I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..

Kilroe hic erat!

Pascal: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it. -- Datamation, January 15, 1984

Art is anything you can get away with. -- Marshall McLuhan.

CF&C; stole it, fair and square. -- Tim Hahn

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

The fact that 47 PEOPLE are yelling and sweat is cascading down my SPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!!

It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is a proper judge of it. -- Oscar Wilde

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way. -- Alan J. Perlis

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eZ debug

Clear cache:

Quick settings:

Timing: Jun 21 2026 16:23:54
Script start
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Module start 'content'
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Module end 'content'
Notice: Jun 21 2026 16:23:54
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
Timing: Jun 21 2026 16:23:55
Script end
Notice: Jun 21 2026 16:23:55
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime0.4591 sec
Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries93

Timing points:

CheckpointStart (sec)Duration (sec)Memory at start (KB)Memory used (KB)
Script start 0.00000.0254 4,231.92971,183.6406
Module start 'content' 0.02540.0309 5,415.57031,788.3203
Module end 'content' 0.05630.4026 7,203.89063,146.6484
Script end 0.4590  10,350.5391 

Time accumulators:

 Accumulator Duration (sec) Duration (%) Count Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache0.03898.4676330.0012
Check MTime0.02786.0556330.0008
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00100.209810.0010
Mysqli_queries0.286862.4605930.0031
Looping result0.00170.3597920.0000
Template Total0.413690.120.2068
Template load0.02014.377220.0100
Template processing0.393485.701220.1967
Override
Cache load0.01072.330920.0054
General
dbfile0.00871.9004190.0005
String conversion0.00000.002620.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

CacheTypePacklevelSourceFiles
CSS0extension/ezwt/design/standard/stylesheets/websitetoolbar.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/libs/fontawesome/css/all.min.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/magnific-popup.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
JS0extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js
extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
1pagelayout.tpl<No override>extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tplEdit templateOverride template
1setup/debug_toolbar.tpl<No override>design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tplEdit templateOverride template
 Number of times templates used: 2
 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0004 secs