Slash Quotes

Even if you can deceive people about a product through misleading statements, sooner or later the product will speak for itself. - Hajime Karatsu

I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally.

It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another -- but which one? Differences are crucial. -- Lazarus Long

"Free markets select for winning solutions." -- Eric S. Raymond

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover

"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!" -- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus)

We only acknowledge small faults in order to make it appear that we are free from great ones. -- La Rouchefoucauld

HOORAY, Ronald!! Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!

Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."

Government's Law: There is an exception to all laws.

Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Ducks? What ducks??

An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition. -- Michael Korda

He who slings mud generally loses ground. -- Adlai Stevenson

Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle, I sometimes forget which side I'm on.

You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.

There's no future in time travel.

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eZ debug

Clear cache: Quick settings: Debug output Debug redirection Template debug Inline template debug List of used templates SQL debug output
Timing:	Jun 21 2026 16:24:06
Script start
Timing:	Jun 21 2026 16:24:06
Module start 'content'
Timing:	Jun 21 2026 16:24:06
Module end 'content'
Notice:	Jun 21 2026 16:24:06
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
Timing:	Jun 21 2026 16:24:06
Script end
Notice:	Jun 21 2026 16:24:06
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime	0.4248 sec
Peak memory usage	14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries	93

Timing points:

Checkpoint	Start (sec)	Duration (sec)	Memory at start (KB)	Memory used (KB)
Script start	0.0000	0.0244	4,231.9297	1,183.6406
Module start 'content'	0.0244	0.0313	5,415.5703	1,788.3203
Module end 'content'	0.0556	0.3690	7,203.8906	3,146.6484
Script end	0.4247		10,350.5391

Time accumulators:

Accumulator	Duration (sec)	Duration (%)	Count	Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache	0.0338	7.9508	33	0.0010
Check MTime	0.0230	5.4044	33	0.0007
Mysql Total
Database connection	0.0007	0.1561	1	0.0007
Mysqli_queries	0.2673	62.9208	93	0.0029
Looping result	0.0016	0.3709	92	0.0000
Template Total	0.3800	89.5	2	0.1900
Template load	0.0129	3.0386	2	0.0065
Template processing	0.3671	86.4181	2	0.1835
Override
Cache load	0.0059	1.3904	2	0.0030
General
dbfile	0.0045	1.0624	19	0.0002
String conversion	0.0000	0.0070	2	0.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

Cache	Type	Packlevel	SourceFiles
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	JS	0	extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

Usage	Requested template	Template	Template loaded	Edit	Override
1	pagelayout.tpl	<No override>	extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tpl
1	setup/debug_toolbar.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tpl
Number of times templates used: 2 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0003 secs