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Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.

Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant? A: You can't get down off an elephant.

"So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here." -- Biff in "Back to the Future"

You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school. -- H.H. Munro

Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.

A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart, He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart. -- Richard Thompson

The most important service rendered by the press is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.

The difference between a lawyer and a rooster is that the rooster gets up in the morning and clucks defiance.

Campbell's Law: Nature abhors a vacuous experimenter.

Identify your visitor.

You may be recognized soon. Hide.

There's no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.

Absent, adj.: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed; slandered.

Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree." -- Russell Long

Everyone's in a high place when you're on your knees.

QOTD: "I've always wanted to work in the Federal Mint. And then go on strike. To make less money."

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You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.

Suaviter in modo, fortiter in re. Se non e vero, e ben trovato.

Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.

Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant? A: You can't get down off an elephant.

"So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here." -- Biff in "Back to the Future"

You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school. -- H.H. Munro

Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.

A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart, He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart. -- Richard Thompson

The most important service rendered by the press is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.

The difference between a lawyer and a rooster is that the rooster gets up in the morning and clucks defiance.

Campbell's Law: Nature abhors a vacuous experimenter.

Identify your visitor.

You may be recognized soon. Hide.

There's no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.

Absent, adj.: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed; slandered.

Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree." -- Russell Long

Everyone's in a high place when you're on your knees.

QOTD: "I've always wanted to work in the Federal Mint. And then go on strike. To make less money."

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