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You can not win the game, and you are not allowed to stop playing. -- The Third Law Of Thermodynamics

Fear is the greatest salesman. -- Robert Klein

I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.

"Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully." -- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse

If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.

backups: always in season, never out of style.

Experiments must be reproducible; they should all fail in the same way.

Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a lot a poker. -- Karyl Roosevelt

My father was a God-fearing man, but he never missed a copy of the New York Times, either. -- E.B. White

Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best. -- P.J. O'Rourke

Silence is the only virtue you have left.

Time used to render debug report: 0.0004 secs

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10 to the minus 6th power mouthwashes = 1 Microscope

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.

The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 PM.

Eureka! -- Archimedes

No line available at 300 baud.

In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's.

"If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it." -- Karl Lehenbauer

Greener's Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Dumas

You can not win the game, and you are not allowed to stop playing. -- The Third Law Of Thermodynamics

Fear is the greatest salesman. -- Robert Klein

I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.

"Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully." -- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse

If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.

backups: always in season, never out of style.

Experiments must be reproducible; they should all fail in the same way.

Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a lot a poker. -- Karyl Roosevelt

My father was a God-fearing man, but he never missed a copy of the New York Times, either. -- E.B. White

Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best. -- P.J. O'Rourke

Silence is the only virtue you have left.

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