Slash Quotes

"I got everybody to pay up front...then I blew up their planet." "Now why didn't I think of that?" -- Post Bros. Comics

You're already carrying the sphere!

"my terminal is a lethal teaspoon." -- Patricia O Tuama

Despite all appearances, your boss is a thinking, feeling, human being.

This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.

The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you want. -- D. Cohen

The typical page layout program is nothing more than an electronic light table for cutting and pasting documents.

"Spock, did you see the looks on their faces?" "Yes, Captain, a sort of vacant contentment."

"Love your country but never trust its government." -- from a hand-painted road sign in central Pennsylvania

In space, no one can hear you fart.

Man will never fly. Space travel is merely a dream. All aspirin is alike.

Dead? No excuse for laying off work.

interlard - vt., to intersperse; diversify -- Webster's New World Dictionary Of The American Language

I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heavan.

Some of my readers ask me what a "Serial Port" is. The answer is: I don't know. Is it some kind of wine you have with breakfast?

Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.

SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! -- Ken Thompson

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.

Successful and fortunate crime is called virtue. - Seneca

Measure twice, cut once.

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eZ debug

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Quick settings:

Timing: Jun 20 2026 12:57:07
Script start
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Module start 'content'
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Module end 'content'
Notice: Jun 20 2026 12:57:07
eZTemplate: Loading template "pagelayout.tpl" with resource "design"
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Script end
Notice: Jun 20 2026 12:57:07
eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

Main resources:

Total runtime0.1130 sec
Peak memory usage12,288.0000 KB
Database Queries3

Timing points:

CheckpointStart (sec)Duration (sec)Memory at start (KB)Memory used (KB)
Script start 0.00000.0310 4,231.92971,183.6406
Module start 'content' 0.03100.0481 5,415.57031,788.3203
Module end 'content' 0.07910.0338 7,203.89061,138.5547
Script end 0.1129  8,342.4453 

Time accumulators:

 Accumulator Duration (sec) Duration (%) Count Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache0.040535.8308300.0013
Check MTime0.026623.5793300.0009
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00292.571610.0029
Mysqli_queries0.00645.624030.0021
Looping result0.00000.024920.0000
Template Total0.043538.520.0217
Template load0.013912.273120.0069
Template processing0.029626.208920.0148
Override
Cache load0.00696.107520.0034
General
dbfile0.00191.6887110.0002
String conversion0.00000.012520.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

Templates used to render the page:

UsageRequested templateTemplateTemplate loadedEditOverride
1pagelayout.tpl<No override>extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/templates/pagelayout.tplEdit templateOverride template
1setup/debug_toolbar.tpl<No override>design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tplEdit templateOverride template
 Number of times templates used: 2
 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0004 secs