Slash Quotes

Weinberg's Principle: An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable. -- Spock, "The Enterprise" Incident", stardate 5027.3

I like the way ONLY their mouths move ... They look like DYING OYSTERS

They will only cause the lower classes to move about needlessly. -- The Duke of Wellington, on early steam railroads.

Dammit Jim, I'm an actor, not a doctor.

I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. -- Bob Hope

Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead. -- Lois Platford

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

Cure the disease and kill the patient. -- Francis Bacon

Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish. -- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"

"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school. -- George Ade

My haircut is totally traditional!

I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one. -- Marcus Procius Cato

You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.

No matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

Distress, n.: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." -- Johnny Carson

Bowie's Theorem: If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

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eZ debug

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Quick settings:

Timing: Jun 20 2026 22:23:55
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Database Queries121

Timing points:

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Ini load
Load cache0.03118.5834330.0009
Check MTime0.02175.9773330.0007
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00080.223510.0008
Mysqli_queries0.212758.62551210.0018
Looping result0.00170.46161200.0000
Template Total0.311585.820.1557
Template load0.01253.437820.0062
Template processing0.299082.396920.1495
Override
Cache load0.00591.637620.0030
General
dbfile0.00401.1127190.0002
String conversion0.00000.005220.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

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extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
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extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
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extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

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 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0003 secs