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"More software projects have gone awry for lack of calendar time than for all other causes combined." -- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_

Civilization, as we know it, will end sometime this evening. See SYSNOTE tomorrow for more information.

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants. -- Adam Walinsky

"We live, in a very kooky time." -- Herb Blashtfalt

Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.

All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

Everything that can be invented has been invented. -- Charles Duell, Director of U.S. Patent Office, 1899

"When people are least sure, they are often most dogmatic." -- John Kenneth Galbraith

Innovation is hard to schedule. -- Dan Fylstra

[Crash programs] fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. -- Wernher von Braun

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps. -- Robert Benchley

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Paul Erlich

Time used to render debug report: 0.0004 secs

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This login session: $13.76, but for you $11.88.

"Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again." -- Marvin The Paranoid Android

The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.

Always think of something new; this helps you forget your last rotten idea. -- Seth Frankel

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. -- Norm Schryer

Old programmers never die, they just become managers.

1 Sagan = Billions & Billions

"More software projects have gone awry for lack of calendar time than for all other causes combined." -- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_

Civilization, as we know it, will end sometime this evening. See SYSNOTE tomorrow for more information.

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants. -- Adam Walinsky

"We live, in a very kooky time." -- Herb Blashtfalt

Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.

All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

Everything that can be invented has been invented. -- Charles Duell, Director of U.S. Patent Office, 1899

"When people are least sure, they are often most dogmatic." -- John Kenneth Galbraith

Innovation is hard to schedule. -- Dan Fylstra

[Crash programs] fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. -- Wernher von Braun

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps. -- Robert Benchley

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Paul Erlich

eZ debug

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