Slash Quotes

A little experience often upsets a lot of theory.

Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.

Steele's Law: There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than ten men or fewer than one hundred.

ONE LIFE TO LIVE for ALL MY CHILDREN in ANOTHER WORLD all THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.

O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.

bureaucrat, n: A politician who has tenure.

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. -- Gen. C. Abrams

Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is. -- Jean Anouilh, "The Lark"

Youth. It's a wonder that anyone ever outgrows it.

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. -- Oscar Wilde

Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."

DIDI ... is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?

I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.

inbox, n.: A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.

Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks.

It is the nature of extreme self-lovers, as they will set an house on fire, and it were but to roast their eggs. -- Francis Bacon

Could I have a drug overdose?

Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.

What's so funny?

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. -- Sextus Aurelius

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Mysql Total
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