Slash Quotes

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick. [so say said sentence sextuply...]

Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational. -- Charles Schulz

What does education often do? It makes a straight cut ditch of a free meandering brook. -- Henry David Thoreau

Landru! Guide us! -- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4

Those who can, do; those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.

Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex. - Ellyn Mustard

If you find a solution and become attached to it, the solution may become your next problem.

The only reward of virtue is virtue. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy.

Hoffer's Discovery: The grand act of a dying institution is to issue a newly revised, enlarged edition of the policies and procedures manual.

The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. -- Oscar Wilde

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. -- Sir Winston Churchill, 1952

A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing. -- Kirk, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4

It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. -- Roger Babson

All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.

Immortality -- a fate worse than death. -- Edgar A. Shoaff

You will inherit millions of dollars.

Have a nice diurnal anomaly.

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Mysql Total
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Override
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General
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String conversion0.00000.001920.0000
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