Slash Quotes

Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking. -- Mary Poppins

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

I'm not a real movie star -- I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. -- Will Rogers

It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

War spares not the brave, but the cowardly. -- Anacreon

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. -- Mae West

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. -- W.C. Fields

Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway.

Neuroses are red, Melancholia's blue. I'm schizophrenic, What are you?

We interrupt this fortune for an important announcement...

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. -- Nikita Khrushchev

The young lady had an unusual list, Linked in part to a structural weakness. She set no preconditions.

You will be awarded some great honor.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. -- Mark Twain

I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING!

Software, n.: Formal evening attire for female computer analysts.

Nothing ever becomes real until it is experienced. - John Keats

To see a need and wait to be asked, is to already refuse.

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. -- Senator Huber...

This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD ... He's so ... so ... URGENT!!

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Mysql Total
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Override
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General
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