Slash Quotes

The man who has never been flogged has never been taught. -- Menander

Beauty is one of the rare things which does not lead to doubt of God. -- Jean Anouilh

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether II win or lose. -- Darrin Weinberg

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi

Home on the Range was originally written in beef-flat.

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing.

Confirmed bachelor: A man who goes through life without a hitch.

The Illiterati Programus Canto 1: A program is a lot like a nose: Sometimes it runs, and sometimes it blows.

Is this really happening?

History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.

Superstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy have ample wages, but truth goes a-begging. -- Martin Luther

Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN? It tastes REAL GOOD!!

I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!

FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....

Don't worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid.

Let us never negotiate out of fear, but let us never fear to negotiate. -- John F. Kennedy

You will think of something funnier than this to add to the fortunes.

If someone says he will do something "without fail", he won't.

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.

Single tasking: Just Say No.

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Timing: Jun 21 2026 18:45:16
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Database Queries121

Timing points:

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Ini load
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Check MTime0.01936.1381330.0006
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00050.160310.0005
Mysqli_queries0.191560.79301210.0016
Looping result0.00100.31461200.0000
Template Total0.277188.020.1385
Template load0.01153.661220.0058
Template processing0.265584.315320.1328
Override
Cache load0.00521.646820.0026
General
dbfile0.00451.4361190.0002
String conversion0.00000.002120.0000
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CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

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extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
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extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
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extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

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 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0003 secs