Slash Quotes

love, n.: When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive to pleasure.

Only a fool has no doubts.

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support rather than illumination.

Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash

There is no act of treachery or mean-ness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics there is no honour. -- Benjamin Disraeli, "V...

Yow! Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!

Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. -- Thomas Jefferson

Q: What is the sound of one cat napping? A: Mu.

Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.

I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY! -- from "Cerebus" #82

And so it was, later, As the miller told his tale, That her face, at first just ghostly, Turned a whiter shade of pale. -- Procol Harum

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NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.

You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

I've finally found the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more, She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed, And owns a liquor store.

How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.

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