Slash Quotes

My cup hath runneth'd over with love.

It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.

Some of them want to use you, Some of them want to be used by you, ...Everybody's looking for something. -- Eurythmics

I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!

And then there was the lawyer that stepped in cow manure and thought he was melting...

"Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. -- J.R.R. Tolkien

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. -- James Thurber

The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid. -- Gilbert K. Chesterson

The only rose without thorns is friendship.

Because the wine remembers.

A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance. Kites rise against the wind, not with it.

Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly. -- William Shakespeare, "The Rape of Lucrece"

"I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even other people's lives."

I/O, I/O, It's off to disk I go, A bit or byte to read or write, I/O, I/O, I/O...

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. -- Elizabe...

"Even more amazing was the realization that God has Internet access. I wonder if He has a full newsfeed?" (By Matt Welsh)

Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it. -- Andrew Young

Fast, cheap, good: pick two.

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eZ debug

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Timing: Jun 21 2026 18:45:18
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eZTemplate: Loading template "setup/debug_toolbar.tpl" with resource "design"

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Peak memory usage14,336.0000 KB
Database Queries121

Timing points:

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Ini load
Load cache0.02919.0772330.0009
Check MTime0.02026.3058330.0006
Mysql Total
Database connection0.00050.155010.0005
Mysqli_queries0.188258.68991210.0016
Looping result0.00150.45471200.0000
Template Total0.282788.120.1413
Template load0.00963.007520.0048
Template processing0.273085.124520.1365
Override
Cache load0.00481.501420.0024
General
dbfile0.00501.5654190.0003
String conversion0.00000.002520.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

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extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.css
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/stylesheets/main.res.css
extension/ezownerchange/design/standard/stylesheets/owner.css
JS0extension/ezwebin/design/ezwebin/javascript/insertmedia.js
extension/ezjscore/design/standard/javascript/jquery-1.10.2.min.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/jquery.magnific-popup.js
extension/sevenx_themes_simple/design/simple/javascript/main.js

Templates used to render the page:

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 Number of unique templates used: 2

Time used to render debug report: 0.0003 secs